boozeprince:

221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

and especially not women

(via moneyandsins)

(Source: laurenxconrad, via onlinegf)

rhydonmyhardon:

I’ve mastered the art of seeing ur text and mentally replying but not physically typing it out to you until like a week later

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

(via addictionmind)

iamjustjoshin:

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

this hit me hard

(via the-kid-who-lived)

Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep all without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

I’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via the-kid-who-lived)

(Source: rcah, via stand)

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via fake-mermaid)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via fake-mermaid)