greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

(via onlinegf)

Just tell me how you fucking feel.

obiwankabrodie:

shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

(via narcotic)

dagenn said: My dad has a pineapple farm. The plants are really pokey.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

edge-of-the-tide:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

black-american-queen:

aestheticrequiem:

black-american-queen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Things i have learned today

  1. Pineapples do not grow on trees 
  2. Pineapples are carnivorous
  3. Pineapples are berries 
  4. Pineapples are pokey bitches

Things I already knew

  1. Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
  2. Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.

Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.

Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!

You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES

NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.

Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge

oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.

I’m from Washington, but I was born in Hawaii..pineapple farms are evil. I like my rainforest. Can we quit our 80 degrees and resume rain now?

I miss the rain too. But i bet in three months i will miss the sun.

can we talk more about pineapples

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via not-suitable-for-kids)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via fake-mermaid)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

(via onlinegf)

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

miafrederique:

I think I saw you in my dreams, you were stitching up the seams on every mangled promise that your body couldn’t keep,I think I saw you in my sleep.

miafrederique:

I think I saw you in my dreams,
you were stitching up the seams on every mangled promise that your body couldn’t keep,
I think I saw you in my sleep.

(Source: an-emptylover, via not-suitable-for-kids)